Cookie Crack-Ups! Jokes for Kids

Cookie Crack-Ups

While decorating holiday cookies, sitting down to a holiday meal, or just hanging out with family and friends, nothing gets people smiling faster than a good joke.  Here are some of our favorite gingerbread jokes that are sure to put a smile on everyone’s face! 

Q: What do you call someone who steals gingerbread men?
A: A crookie.

Q: How do gingerbread men keep their jackets closed?
A: With ginger snaps.

Q: How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?
A: He iced it.

Q: Why did the gingerbread man stay in bed all day?
A: He was feeling crumby.

Q: What did the basketball player do with his gingerbread man?
A: He dunked him.

Q: What do you call a gingerbread man who does martial arts?
A: A ninja bread man.

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